So I work with this really annoying skeez. How can I?

Question

So I work with this really annoying skeez. No one likes her because she just sucks as a person. She is the kinda of person that always tries to look good infront of the boss. She always tries to be funny but shes not at all. She barely speaks English which is hilarious but annoying at the same time plus shes weird as f>ck How can I tell her to shut the f.ck up and to never talk to me again in a nice way where she will get the point.

Answer 1

Yeah, ignore her most of the time - but others, just say "I simply cannot make out what you are saying. The language barrier makes it hard for us to communicate"

Additionally, be your absolute best; help others, treat people with respect and eventually she will not be as big of a distraction.

Everybody that has ever been a PITA (pain in the a$$) to me has gotten their just deserts - all just a matter of time.

Answer 2

Try to be polite at first.  If she tries to talk with you, just say something like "I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested."  Walk away after that.  If she presses the issue, tell her bluntly that you believe that the two of you share nothing in common and you would appreciate it if she just ignored you or only talked to you in the capacity of the work you do.  If she keeps talking to you (and not in a business capacity), complain about her in the form of harassment to Human Resources.  It probably won't need to get to that point and she will think you're a b****, but from what I see, you probably don't care what she thinks anyway.

Hope this helps.

Answer 3

Well you could just tell her that you think of her as a skeez who brown noses the boss and you think she's a weird illegal alien who should go back to her own country, and in the meantime stop speaking to everyone until she learns English because no one likes her fugly @$$.  Honesty is the best policy.

Don't really do this, I was joking - listen to Bill C. (that would be funny to see though... not really... maybe...)

Answer 4

Tell her you can't understand a thing she is saying.

Answer 5

Flirt with her.  Date her.  Have s*x with her.  Take pictures of her in very compromising situations/positions without incriminating yourself and give the pictures to all your co-workers.  She'll be gone in two days.

Answer 6

" Hey, you are really annoying and I would appreciate it if you didn't talk to me. Thank you. "

Answer 7

ummm...yah...you want to be as diplomatic as possible.  The best thing to do ignore her.  Remember you have to work with her.  You never want to be rude to a co-worker no matter how annoying.  It'll just look bad to the higher ups...i will look like you're not a team player.