... with an ostrich and a cat. The bartender comes over and asks, " What can I get you all?"... The man says, I'll have a beer, the ostrich says I'll have a beer, and the cat says I'll have half a beer but I'm not buying. The bartender gets them their drinks, comes over and says, that'll be $3.53. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount of change and pays the bartender. Well about an hour passes by and the bartender says, can I get you anything else? The man says, yes I'll have a beer, the ostrich says I'll have a beer, and the cat says, I'll have half a beer but I'm not buying. The bartender gets them their drinks and comes back over and says, that'll be $3.53. The man reaches into his pocket, pulls out the exact amount of change and pays the bartender. Well they all leave and they come back about 3 weeks later. The bartender comes over and asks, what'll it be this time. The man says, I'll have a whiskey, the ostrich says, I'll have a scotch, and cat says I'll have half a beer but I'm not buying. The bartender gets them their drinks, comes over and says that'll be $8.94. The man reaches into his pocket, pulls out the exact amount of change and pays the bartender. Well the bartenders curiosity got the best of him and says, Why is it when I ask you for the amount of your bill, you always have the exact amount of change in your pocket. The man says, well funny story. About a month ago, I stumbled across a genie in a lamp and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I was always going to have the exact amount of change in my pocket for whatever I bought. The bartender says, wow thats pretty clever because a person could ask for a million dollars, and that'll run out, but exact change wont... What were your other 2 wishes? The man says, thats where I f*cked up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight p*ssy.
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