So i just got back from a game...?

Question

and two things happened.

1. after the seventh innning stretch, some other fans and i were arguing about 'take me out to the ball game'. we were arguing about the line 'buy me some peanuts and...' is it cracker jack or cracker jacks. i say its cracker jack, but some others were saying cracker jacks. im pretty sure im right, but i just wanted to make sure.

2. a funny story that i would like to share. a foul ball was hit and it rickashed (probably spelled that wrong) off a pole and went into the parking lot and shattered the back windshield of a car. less than five seconds later, two people ran out of the back seat, one male and one female. the male didn't have any pants on and the woman didn't have a shirt on. i don't think i need to tell you what was going on in there, it's pretty self explainatory. it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen and the funniest thing that i've seen at a game. so my question to you is, whats the funniest thing you have seen at sporting event?

Answer 1

1.It doesn't matter.

2. During the seventh inning stretch at an Orioles game, the camera was panning around the crowd while everyone sang "Thank God I'm a Country Boy." As soon as my brother realized that he, my dad, and I were being shown up on the JumboTron, he (without hesitation) punched my dad square in the nether-regions. The crowd let out a collective "ooooohhhhh!" as my dad crumpled over in pain. We (my brother and I, not my dad) still laugh about that one.

Answer 2

1-you are wrong

2-nothing as funny as yours

Answer 3

1. I think it's plural, but I don't know since I usually am getting beer during the stretch.

2.  Was at the Orioles/Tigers game on Friday (July 18) and there was a fireworks show after the game.  One of the fireworks set a bush on fire in the picnic area of Camden Yards, there were some pretty decent flames for a minute or two.  We were watching the fire more than the fireworks.  On Saturday they weren't even setting off the fireworks after Orioles home runs, guess they were a little shy after they almost burnt down the stadium. :)

Answer 4

why the h**l would it be "cracker jack" that doesnt make sense? cracker jacks is plural.