So if a brain sucking spider happened to fall on your head would it starve or thrive?

Question

I think it would take one look at me and say "Little dude, 2 things. I'll spare you the embarrassment and myself the wasted energy." ( ^ _ ^ )

Answer 1

It would have a heart attack from sucking up all the fat in my head on it's way to my brain. It wouldn't stand a chance, the poor thing.

Answer 2

spiders don't eat wood!

Answer 3

ROFLMAO. Woot Woot from me on that one. I think the way things are looking up these days, they would think SWEET A 7 COURSE MEAL FOR THE NEXT WEEK. I got them ideas and stuff. they would love my brain. woot woot.  

Answer 4

I don't think it would starve, but I might fear for either its sanity or its senility!

Answer 5

Duuh! What was the question again?