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So on the Seventh day god rested....so what did he do?Put his feet up and watch the telly?

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.....tell meeeeee!

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  1. poured a tall glass, lit one up, looked down on his work and had a good long belly laugh


  2. Its a well known fact that on the seventh day god created the tartan mini skirt. And he was happy with his work.

  3. Cracked open a can or two and wondered how he could spice things up a little :)

  4. And on the 8th day God said: "Ok Murphy, you take over."

  5. Smoked a lot of pot, just to see if the first batch was good enough.

  6. um...what part of "Rested" don't you understand?

  7. Who can really say what the Lord God did?

    But God bless you for your question.

  8. He just relaxed and enjoyed His creation -admiring it and just watching.

  9. Your question reveals a profound ignorance. The fact that he "rested" means that he finished His work of creation of the heavens and the earth. God does not need TV. He has all the creatures of heaven adoring Him always.

  10. He was playing Texas Hold'em with Lucifer and some other angels, he lost, and so he kicked them out of heaven.  Poker can get the best of everyone's temper.

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