One day an Mexican, a American, and an Brit walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Ale. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Mexican pushed his beer away in disgust. The American fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Britisher, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"
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