So the other day right I was at the beach and I was?

Question

surfing and I saw some guy that was fishing. And I was like thats pretty cool. So I went up to him and I was like thats totally cool that you fish because Jesus was a fisherman. He was all Jesus was a carpenter. And I was like no dude you have to go to church. Then he gave me a dirty look. So I was like seriousy dude I was complementing you because you and Jesus both fish. Then right when I said that he got one and I was like praise the lord when he realed it in then he gut it to shore and he took out a knfe and cut its throat. Then he held it upside down and let its blood run all over. I was all dont do that. He said you have to or the meat is too strong. So I said if it is strong then thats the way God wants it to tast so you should eat it like it is. Then he told me to f off. not very cool. What do you think?

Answer 1

Jesus was a carpenter as was Joseph his adopted father some of his disciples were fishermen and the bible says all meat has to be bled before you eat it

Answer 2

I managed to read up to the third "I was like"

Will you stop using "like" in the wrong context?

Answer 3

Your cute.

He probably wanted to be left alone and didn't care for your opinion.

You seem like a very nice kid. Keep going to church.

Christ wasn't really a fisherman but almost all His Apostles were and they had a very hard time of it. Christ was the fisher of men and He groomed all His Apostles to be fishers of Men. He also made sure the Apostles never went hungry by making sure they caught fish instead of nothing like they did before Christ touched their lives.

Pray the Rosary and receive the Sacraments for the Glory of God in the Highest.

edit-- thanks damien, you know I don't think I could have gotten through my day with out knowing you. I will make sure to pray for you at Mass this morning and I look forward to encountering you again.

I am a Catholic, a Soldier of Christ. I give my will to Him and He in turn feeds me His Spiritual food. I give my life to Him and He cultivates me to become a blossoming rose in His presence. I try to live in His will so I do not faulter through fear and material wealth. I give my all to Him, Who so generously bestows on me Grace and Faith. I ask my Good Shepherd to bless you this day and through His Mothers Holy Rosary I hope He comes to brighten your way. I can't respond to the hatred you spew, and I ask God to bless you and His Holy Spirit to enlighten you. Amen.

Answer 4

I think you should have left the guy alone.

Answer 5

Like dude, I would have SHOT you in the knee cap for like talking to me about god and jesus and church...  I may have forgiven you for the first infraction, but to continue on like you did... yup, would have been a 45 dead center left kneecap...

Answer 6

while I think the fish thing was cool...

dont waste time with him...he obviously doesnt like you lol

its hilarious to see people get pissed over using "Like" too much lol

Answer 7

Like, you were sounding like a twit, like. People that fish don't like to be screwed around with. If you had stayed any longer, you would have ended up being bait.

Answer 8

Dude, I think that you try to hard to be cool. Just relax a little, maybe put on some Frank Zappa or Hawkwind, just so you can mellow out a little.

Answer 9

Ok this obedient Catholic is sad.  The asker was BSing with that story and u bought it hook, line and sinker.  Hey obedient Catholic, you're a loser.  You're not foolin anyone.  You deserve no respect so dont try to sound smart 'cos you're not. I can try to sound smart too by telling everyone the rules of Batman.

Batman's alter ego was Bruce Wayne and He was a millionaire.  He wished to fight crime wearing a batsuit and had a butler named Alfred.

Answer 10

What type of fish was it?

Aww, I love bass!

Answer 11

You irritated the man by being too religious. He might not be a Christian and you turned him off by the words that you uttered! Why do you have to compare him to Jesus? Why can't you let the man be himself. Man, you are not cool!