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So two preachers and a preist (don't worry, it's not dirty) are on a boat

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A Baptist preacher and a Catholic Priest were invited to their friends boat for fishing trip, their friend was a Methodist preacher.

As usual, the three started up a friendly debate about religion.

The Baptist stood up and stepped out of the boat, saying: "As I will show, you Baptists are the most accurate when it comes to God." He then walked across the water! Amazed, the Catholic and Methodist watched as the Baptist waved at them from the shore, and walked back across the water into the boat.

"Amazing, but If a Baptist can do it, a Methodist can too!" The Methodist said, and he too walked across the water, and back again to the boat.

"Well, If you two can do it, then surely I as a Catholic can too!" The Catholic stepped out of the boat and fell directly into the water.

The Methodist and Baptist laughed, and the Methodist looked at the Baptist and asked, "Think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?"

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  1. HAHA!

    =]


  2. bahahahahahhahahaha that was UBER funny! (:

  3. I would rearrange the water scape a little more so that its' not so obvious-maybe have the boat travel a little,somehow-funny though. A really kick *** joke has to have a greater element of surprise.  

  4. lol, nice joke!

  5. hha quite funny  

  6. Really nice one,thanks :)

    Starred as well

  7. Haha. Cute :) I actually didn't see the stepping stone thing coming! Lol you should post more jokes. Haha this one was good. Talk to you later Travis.

  8. lol

  9. hahahaha love it

  10. Funny but expected a better punch line.

  11. Hahahha funny hahaha

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