So what's everyone's zombie plan?

Question

So what's everyone's zombie plan?

Answer 1

Scream and run, or maybe run them over with my Dodge Shadow. Trust me they'll bounce off the car.

My 9 yr old nephew says he would kick butt and take names. (he's a jedi. I wouldn't tangle with him, if I were a zombie.)

Answer 2

I would pretend to be a zombie, then they wouldn't suspect anything.

Answer 3

Probably just hand out candy and say nice things like, "Oh my, your so scary!"

That usuallly makes them happy and they move on to the next door.

That or just hit the trapdoor lever on the front porch ( it goes right to a tree grinder) They actually make great fertilizer for my flower Garden.

Peace

Answer 4

HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE ATTACK!

First, there are basically two types of zombies:

1. Dead people who rise from the grave.

2. Normal people are infected with some kind of virus that turns them into stupid killing machines.

I wanted to point this out, because in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, in order to survive, you're going to have to kill a lot of zombies. In order to kill them you have to know their habits and weaknesses.

The first kind of zombie can survive if you shoot it in the head. It's brain isn't really functioning, so you cut off it's arms and legs, and it'll stay alive. To kill this type of zombie, you have to kill it's heart. This can easily be accomplished if you have a good aim with a crossbow. If you have no formal training, though, I recommend using a shotgun, because the spread shot will help you to hit the vital parts of the zombie. If you're lucky, you can take out a few zombies with one shot.

The second zombie type isn't undead, so it can be killed like a normal person. Hitting them in the head will either stun or kill this zombie type.

Now, surviving also means you need to protect yourself emotionally. It's easy to lose your mind and start freaking out during a Zombie Apocalypse. Don't call 911. That won't work. As soon as the zombies strike the first blow, the appropriate response is to make a run for your car. Using your car, you want to plow through the zombies and make your way to the city. Remember, don't panic.

The next step is to make your way to a skyscraper. Zombies can't climb, so you'll be safe on the roof. Plus, from the ground, they won't be able to detect the scent of your blood.

Now, before the Zombie Apocalypse, you need to put the following items into your car:

- Several dozen buckets to catch rain for water

- Lots of canned and boxed food

- A can-opener, because nothing is more frustrating than being under  siege by zombies and having had stockpiled a year's worth of food, only to realize that you have no can-opener

- A baseball bat, plank of wood, nunchucks, CROWBAR, or some kind of hand-held weapon

- A lighter

- Chapstick, because the second most frustrating thing ever is trying to survive a Zombie Apocalypse with chapped lips

- A can of gasoline

- A bag of charcoal

- Paper and pencils

- An iron cooking pot

- Some sort of hand-held video game system, and lots of batteries (optional)

I would recommend more things, like cellphones, but all the cellphone company's employees will probably be dead. I'm not saying they're sissies or anything, but if a Jehovah's Witness came to their door, they would try to sell the JW a cell while being converted. Therefore, I think they would attempt to sell products to the zombies, but would be killed instantly.

Anyhow, all that stuff is important. Put it in your car, because it's going to be your lifeline atop the skyscraper.

Alright, the next step is to make sure you have a party of people with you. These people will help you to survive, unless of course, they went insane from the stress. Then it's probably a better idea to leave them before they kill you.

IMPORTANT: Never wander away from everyone else into a dark corridor in order to raid the snack machine. I know you've been craving Twix Bars, but think about it this way: What's more important? Little luxuries or your life? If you picked "luxuries", then you're probably going to die. Sorry, that's all there is to it.

Next, during battles against armies of zombies, it's very important to not get zombie blood on yourself. If this happens, you will turn into a zombie. If someone else gets zombie blood on them, then you need to take them out before they become a zombie, which usually takes 30 seconds, so do it quick. You can cry about it later.

When fighting zombies, you'll notice that I recommended a blunt object rather than a shotgun. I have a bit of reasoning behind this. If you have a gun, you will run out of ammo very quickly. Not to say that you shouldn't bring a gun, but you don't want to load yourself down with an unnecessary amount of items during your skyscraper run.

After you're secure atop the skyscraper, you'll be fine for a little while. Then you'll need to go on a dreaded food run. It seems simple enough; you just find a local grocery store and just steal all the food you possibly can. But since there will be zombies lurking around, things can get pretty dicey. Speed and stealth are the keys here.

If you s***w up, then you can be quickly surrounded by zombies, and in that case, you'll almost certainly die. But there are a few final things you can do that just might save yourself. You need to understand how zombies interact with people. Normally, they just stumble towards you, moaning eerily. But when they get close, they rush at you, grab onto you and then bite you. You do not want to get bitten, because if you get bitten, you die. So if you're surrounded by zombies, they could all rush you from all directions and then it's pretty much over. I only have three suggestions on how to survive this.

1 - Hurl a grenade into the zombies. This might possibly create a gap in their ranks which you can run through.

2 - Have a can of gasoline and drench as many zombies as possible in gasoline. Then, set them on fire. Zombies burn very quickly and this might buy you some time to escape.

3 - Have a jetpack.

If you follow these steps, you should survive for awhile.

Answer 5

Mossberg pump. One for me, one for my wife. 30 pounds of "Double O" shotgun shells each, packed up in two backpacks. Pair of 40. cal with eight magazines of fifteen rounds, three machetes, two pair binoculars,  two pounds high energy bars each, six litre of water each, two maglit flashlites, one Yamaha 250ZX dirtbike with full leathers and gloves, full face helmets, one two gallon gas jug. Lets rock.

Answer 6

Right now finish my coffee and take a shower to wake me up from my zombie state.

Answer 7

how did u find out about my zombie invasion....*blasts with ray gun* now u dont o.0