So what do the enlightened Yahoo Answerers think of my super poem?

Question

I spend all day online

My *** is getting fat

The springs are wearing out

In the chair where I've always sat

I haven't showered in days

Who cares? I just stay home

And fap to naked pictures

Of girls I want to bone

I've got the latest in hi-tech gear

Dual nVidia inline graphics

But my gaming mouse is lost, I fear

Under Cheetos, Twix, and Snickers wrappers

And what the h**l's that awful smell?

It's been in my room for months

I would get up and clean whatever spilled

But that would involve getting up

World of Warcraft is pretty sweet

My Orc is +83

And if you can't find me on IRC

Then maybe I'm on /b/

My character's not lame

8'5" and 304 pounds

My stats are about the same

If you, uh, flip the numbers around

Yeah, it's good to be me

Hold on... wait... g2g

My girlfriend in Minnesota,

GothChick420xxx, just signed on IRC!!!

Answer 1

Too true, too true and funny as h**l.

Answer 2

you wrote the story of my son's life...i saw the whole thing in my mind...great story!

Answer 3

Couchman did good with this!  Funny

Answer 4

U have describes the whole PACKAGE, Soft- and Hard-ware!. U 'v not done the least to cover the naked truth of the issue. Well put.

Answer 5

This poem inspires me in so many ways.

Answer 6

Ha ha ha! You called me inlighted. I loved it though....You're probley breathing Dietbities I wish to shake your likely greasy hand so that I may share my many typos. :)

Answer 7

Gotta say this was pretty amazing, can't tell if your joking around or your really talking about you!!  Anyway like your poem, enjoy the humor!!  Cheers!!!