So what happend to LochNess monster?

Question

How is the research going?

Answer 1

nessie eloped with the easter bunny

Answer 2

It died

Answer 3

I ate it, but I gave it an anal sexual intercourse before. LOL!!!!!

Answer 4

Good question! I came across this site that seemed interesting:

http://www.nessie.co.uk

Did you know that there have been sightings of a "Loch Ness monster" in the US? In upstate NY in Lake Champlain. They call it Champy..cool!

Answer 5

Napoleon summoned the wizards that lived near by Loch Ness to cast a protection spell on the monster. She is our beloved underwater ally.

Answer 6

She's still swimming around clandestinely.

Answer 7

No one's ever found anything.  I can't even remember the last time I heard about an unsubstantiated sighting.

Answer 8

She's still in hiding.

They still can't find her - there's probably a hidden underwater cave - the area's right for them.

Answer 9

There never was any large unknown creature living in the loch, 100% pure myth.

Answer 10

The Loch Ness Monster never shows up. At least he doesn't have a collection basket, like someone else.

Answer 11

every body sold their cameras cos of rising cost of living and cant afford to go to scotland as its a wast of money so they just go to the nearest coast and chill on da wet windy beaches

Answer 12

I'm right here!!!! Nessie is in hiding, she dug a hole to the center of the earth and created a home there. Nessie knows how cruel humans can be, and she knows they would exploit her and she wants nothing to do with that !!