So where was VP Cheney at the Republican National Convention today?

Question

Must have gotten stuck in traffic or had an appointment at the spa.

Answer 1

he was banned

Answer 2

He`s too embarrassed to show his face, Rumsfield is not there for encouragement. Poor fellow!

Answer 3

target practice on Dems

Answer 4

  Cheney hasn't been seen for years. I'm not sure anyone even knows where he is.

Answer 5

He just happens to be in Georgia (the country). He knows he doesn't help the party so he will stay away.

Answer 6

shooting someone elses face off while hunting.

picking out new office furniture for his next corporate gig.

having his 9th by pass.

loking into getting stem cell research to grow him a new heart.

Answer 7

Bush and Cheney have both made excuses not to appear.

Answer 8

He is overseas in Georgia.

Answer 9

Georgia, where he's trying to prevent WWIII with the Russians.

Answer 10

I think he is hunting keep your head down he has had a few

Answer 11

He was in the coffin.  They forgot to bring dirt from his native homeland so they did not dare open it for fear he would evaporate.

Answer 12

No.  He was counting all of the money in Swiss bank accounts that he made off the taxpayers by pushing this country into an illegal war and contracting his company, Halliburton, to overcharge for every living thing that they did in Iraq.  What a scam, and Bush is taking it in the behind for everything.

Answer 13

He was busy running our country as always.

He only lets Bush take the blame.

Answer 14

Maybe he was so bored by it all he went moose hunting with Palin.

Answer 15

Actually I think he was in Eastern Europe trying to find out what Russia is up to.

Sucks when you think you have this great "gotcha" moment and it just gets crapped on by the other side hmm?