Social correctness - What should someone say about Tiger woods?

Question

Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the world - it would be very hard for anyone to beat him. So - when someone makes a comment that the only way to beat him is to keep him from playing golf - that is likely true - what someone says on how he should be kept from playing golf is the tricky point.

Should one say he should be lynched - or how about shot, kidnapped, thrown overboard, hijacked, poisoned, hands cut off, what - what can be said in this situation.

Talk about sensitive people - yes in America everyone needs to watch what they say because you will offend someone.

The country has become one big poo-poo -no one can say something without it meaning they are racist or bigot.

If this were any old bloke from suburb USA and with friends- they would likely say the same thing.

How do you keep Tiger Woods from winning -keep him from playing - thats how. So how do you say that in a fun way without getting blasted by someone or a bunch of money hungry lawyers. What to say?

Answer 1

Glue his hotel room door shut

Give him left handed clubs

Allow him just one club

Saw his balls in half (Now that would be funny out of her mouth!)

from other messages on a similar question:

Send him to another course

Change his tee time

Foks, ANYTHING would have been better than what she said.  Sorry, this is not an issue of being PC.  The term is racist when used in dialog with or about anyone!  

So, a sincere apology, a few hundred hours of appropriate community service, some sensitivity training and a BIG donation out of her own pocket is a good start.

Answer 2

Anyone can say whatever they want about Tiger Woods as long as he doesn't sue for slander or libel.

Answer 3

basically you just want someone to ok you being rude or racist or plain silly?  Just leave it at the statement of the only way he would not win is to stop him from playing.

Answer 4

Tiger who?

Answer 5

simple solution tiger plays 72 holes the rest of the tour plays 54 holes  with the exception of majors . he still would win . we are very fortunate he choose golf , nfl all pro 7 years  mlb all star every season . hockey all star . we may just be watching the greatest season in the history of all sports . tiger understood the situation . kelly is the first woman to lead a major sportcast . the suspension would not have applied to a male. women should be defending kelly , she is the real victim of sexism , for the simple reason she is that dammed good . not a racial issue . sexist issue . i hope more woman understand this . and direct there anger to the golf channell . kelly great job keep your head high . women have let you down . your support tiger woods  great job . dont back down you are first class all the way .

Answer 6

keep Tiger in a tank somewhere

Answer 7

Get him hooked on Y!A and/or turn back his clocks and calendars.

By the way - I agree.  The whole thing is ridiculous.  If he doesn't take offense to it, then why should anyone else?  Sharpton is a trouble maker!