Social security or social conspiracy?

Question

I was thinking my normal weird thoughts that us yahoo answers crowd do and i came up with this idea.

Tell me what you think?

In this great place called the UK we have a system for unemployed people called social security which gives us financial aid when we are unemployed,pregnant,ill etc.

I got a bit paranoid and started thinking and an idea that came up was that the people on benefits were really undercover spies working for the security of the nation by keeping an eye on things in each and every town.

If they ever noticed things suspicious they report back to headquarters via their Nokia 3310's,followed potential suspects via vauxhall nova or moped and lead a double identity life under a cover of burberry hats,gold chains and white satellite navigational aided trainers! Even the innocent OAPs in their buggies have a secret dump valve and walking sticks filled with .44's for emergencies !

Answer 1

hmmm, yeah and may b our ID cards are kinda our tags right, with which they can track us, and may be cats or dogs sold as a pet have secret cams on em, and may be they have genetic tags in the food we eat, haven't you observed it is very accurately sealed, oh boy some one like em can do this no one else, and not just that what if, just what if, . . . . they can see us when . . . . we are in the washroom !

Answer 2

Have you tried a sprinkle of Lemon Juice on those mushrooms?.

Mushroom and Lemon Tea is nice too.

Most of those on Social don't get out of bed until 2.00 pm, except on Signing On day.

Answer 3

50-50

Answer 4

Was that before or after you took your medicine?

Answer 5

you noticed all that too???? AHHH for a second there i thought it was just me!!!!

Answer 6

hmmmmm..........!

must be a good crop of mushrooms this year~!!!

Answer 7

Get some professional help.

Answer 8

you need to get a life..................

Answer 9

you need to get some help from your g.p. or counselling

Answer 10

actually,and I aint joking - they are trained to report anything they think is odd about you!!  I used to collect my D.s.s. (In the olden days) in my Jag... which was an old Jag which my Dad had given to me by the way...   they saw me and had an investigation into my circumstances!!!!!!!

Answer 11

hi i am steven spilburger I want the rights!