Solar Eclipse Rumors! We're all going to die!?

Question

Did you guys hear about the August 1 solar eclipse? People in Canada, China and the artic are going to be able to see a full solar eclipse!

Is it a sign that the end is near?

I heard there's a spaceship on the moon that will be looking to rescue humans who are wearing tin foil hats when the eclipse happens, have any of you heard that?

I also heard that the shadow the moon will cast over the earth will actually be a death ray and everyone caught in it will be consumed by the seven-headed beast! Anyone hear that one?

We're all doomed! Doomed! Just like we were on New Years in 2000! Doooooomed!

Answer 1

Lol wow i hope ur not serious :D

Answer 2

Is this a funny joke or are you a severely retarded r****d?

Answer 3

live life as if it is your last enjoy it live, live, live you will kill yourself with so much worry.***

Answer 4

Quick, burn a witch, get the "holy water"....

Didn't we all die in 2000?

And if we survive won't we all die on Deccember 12, 2012?

And if we don't die then, won't we eventually die sometime?

Why would the gods treat us in such a cruel manner?

Don't they love us?

Oh, woe is we!

Quick, tell George W and Unlce d**k, they'll fix it just ike they fix everything!!!

Answer 5

Oh my gawd!

Where's my Reynold's Wrap!?

Answer 6

You watched too many scary movies. Just relax. It's not the end of the world.

Answer 7

lol reading that was like watching a bad sci-fi movie

Answer 8

this is a big problem. we better start asking the Aztec gods for help. okay, you start the rituals, and i'll got find the 13 skulls, there bound to be around here somewhere. oh, and get the tin foil and suicide pills ready. people are so foolish to reject the truth.

Answer 9

We can't understand sarcasm because of all the idiots on this thing. Plus, sarcasm is identified by your tone of voice. We can't hear you when you type. DUH.  No sarcasm when you type, it results in feeling stupid.

Answer 10

Not clever, or funny.

Answer 11

Come on now...you could have been a little more convincing that you were serious! :)

Answer 12

It's not a sign of the end, but if it is, I hope it gets to my house first...ugh

Answer 13

No need to worry about eclipses. But you might want to get a little concerned about Apophis , an asteroid that may impact our planet in the year 2036. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apoph...

and

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3135...

Answer 14

aahaha "DOOOMED!"

but no we're not going to die. they're just rumors.

and i've never heard those rumors..

Im gonna see the solar eclipse on Aug 1st :D