Some Sunday Afternoon Questions??

Question

Which would you rather have

1. Barry Melrose's Mullet or Brian Engblom's "hair"?

2. Darren McCartys Teeth ( or tooth ) or Mike Ricci's face?

3. Pat Falloon being your teams Captain or Alexandre Daigle being your teams Talent Scout?

4. Keith Primeau's career or Wayne Primeau's career?

5. Tim Cheveldae in your net or Bob Essensa in your net?

6. Ovechkin's handsomeness or Crosby's rat stash?

7. Ray Emery or Claude Lemieux?

8. Derian Hatcher on the Pens, or Sidney Crosby on the Flyers?

9. DiPietro on the Rangers or Lundqvist on the Island?

10. Patrick Kane or Jonathan Toews?

Answer 1

1. mullet, its hawt

2. the tooth

3. Falloon as captain

4. Wayne

5. Essensa

6. Ovie, haha

7. Emery

8. Hatcher on Pens

9. Lundqvist

10. there is no possible way you could make me choose between them

Answer 2

1.  Englom's hair

2.  Ricci's face

3. Daigle

4.  I would like Scott Stevens putting a hit on Keith

5.  Essensa

6. Crsoby is more handsome

7. ouch, guess lktaer in career I would go with Lemieux, early probably emery

8. Crosby will never be a flyer and since I have to choose hatcher on pens but I don't see that happening either

9. dipietro because isles would unload him first

10. Kane

Answer 3

1. Mullet

2. Teeth

3. Daigle

4. I don't know...

5. Ovechkin

7. Ray Emery

8. Sid on the Flyers (then everyone would loath him...tehe)

9. Lundqvist

10. Toews

Yea...I screwed up somewhere...

Answer 4

1. Don Cherry's suits.

2. McCarty's teeth.  It's tough and kicks ***.

3. Daigle being a scout.

4. Keith

5. Tim Cheveldae

6. Ovechkin anyday over the fuzz.

7. Death not an option?

8. Hatcher to the Pens.

9. DiPietro.  I wouldn't want to put Lundqvist through that.

10. Toews

Added: What's with all this love for Essensa?

Answer 5

1) The mullet it is

2)Dmac's teeth

3)Pat Fallon as captain

4)Keith

5)Bob Essensa

6)Ovechkin's handsomeness

7)Claude Lemieux ( OMG did I say that out loud? )

8)Sid on the Flyers

9)DiPietro on the Rangers

10) Kane

Answer 6

1) Melrose's mullet when it was all black. Now that was cool. These days it's silver and black, like the Kings jerseys when he coached there!

2) Ricci's face (it just shouts HOCKEY !!) but McCarty's a better musician.

3) Pat Falloon as captain. All joking aside, he wasn't bad until the shoulder injury in Ottawa you gotta realise, he was on an expansion team and aside from Doug Wilson, Brian Mullen + Kelly Kisio, they didn't have much else for offence their first 2 years.

4) Keith's of course! And mind you, I have never rooted for the Flyers not even against Toronto may they kill eachother - preferably with Domi and Downie as the closing act.

5) Essensa .. those white-out's made a Jets fan out of me.

6) Ovie is handsome? What's next, Avery winning the Lady Byng? And what's this about Crosby's rat stash? I don't understand.

7) Claude Lemieux

8) Neither please!

9) One of my old teammates would be thrilled to see Lunqvist on the Island.

10) They both have lots of potential

eh Trombass .. i think it's because the ladies saw my Jets sweater ;)

Answer 7

1. The mullet

2. Mike Ricci's face......lol!

3. Pat Falloon being captain.

4. I'll take Wayne.

5. I'll take Tim.....he's better IMO.

6. Ovechkin's handsomeness, lmao.

7. Claude Lemieux......I hate Claude, but I hate Ray more.

8. Derian Hatcher on the Pens......hate Hatcher, but it would suck to lose Sid, lol. So atleast this way...I'm not losing anything.

9. Lundqvist on the Island. I like the Islanders and I like Lundqvist.....how can I complain?

10. I like Kane more.

Answer 8

1.) The mullet.  Brian Engblom's hair is a helmet.  That hair has so much hair spray it would crack if you hit it.

2.) The teeth/lack of teeth.  I could always get dentures.  Mike Ricci is just unattractive, period.

3.) Alexandre Daigle as scout - we just don't have to listen to his input.

4.) Keith Primeau

5.) Essensa looks a little better...

6.) Crosby's "mustache".  People will just think I lost a bet or something.  There is no excuse for looking as beautiful as Ovie.

7.) Claude Lemieux.  At least he was a good player.

8.) Hatcher on the Pens.  The hockey world will go insane if Crosby went to the Flyers.

9.) DiPietro on the Rangers!  Then they will lose!

10.) Pat Kane - better player

Answer 9

11.  None of the above

I pick number 11

Answer 10

1. MULLET

2. TOOTH

3. DAIGLE

4. WAYNES

5. CHEVELDAE

6. RAT STASH BABY!!!!!

7.EMERY

8. CROSBY  AND FLYERS

9. LUNDQVIST

10. KANER!!!!!

Answer 11

1. The Mullet.

2. D-mac's teeth.

3. Daigle as the talent scout...he has talent, but was not cut out for the NHL.

4. Keith

5. Essensa...Can it be a fishing net?

6. AO's handsomeness.

7. Razor...He can always be shipped to Grand Rapids.

8. Sid on the Flyers

9. DiPietro would fit better on Broadway.

10. Toews...Can you really go wrong with either?

Answer 12

1) The power Mullet

2) Ugh do I really have to pick this one?Mike Ricci's face

3) Pat Falloon being the captain....Daigle will turn all my teams rookies to Ryan Leaf's.

4) Keith Primeau's career besides the concussions....

5) Bob Essensa....he played on bad teams. =D

6) Ovechkin's caveman look....imo it looks badass on him.

7) Claude Lemieux.....Ray Emery if you wanna get the drugs

8) Crosby on the Flyers....who wouldn't wanna see that team pick on him.

9) Please don't make me pick this one. ;(

10) Jonathan Toews

Answer 13

Mullet

Ricci

Falloon

Keith Primeau

Bob Essensa

Crosby's MUSTACHE (d**k)

Ray Emery

Hatcher on Pens

Lundqvist on Island

Toews

GO PENGUINS!!!

s***w DETROIT!!!

Answer 14

MAN those are some tough questions!!

1- Brian Engblom's "hair."  I don't like it... but...

2- Darren McCarty's tooth.  I can just close my mouth a lot, heh... plus this way I don't have to wear a bag over my head at all times.

3- Falloon.  Daigle would doom us for years and years and years.

4- Keith's.

5- Essensa.

6- Ovechkin's handsomeness, I guess.  I don't want to be mistaken for a child molester.

7- Claude Lemieux, for sure.

8- Darien Hatcher to the Pens... we gotta do something to take that team down, and the NHL's biggest pylon might be it.

9- DAMMIT this is the hardest one for me.  Either one would probably kill me.  d**n.  I absolutely cannot root for DP, ever, but I can't root for the isles either... and I love Henke... DAMMIT!  i'm so conflicted.  Ugh... I don't know... lundqvist to the (shudder) isles I guess, I don't know what to do!

10- Kane.

Answer 15

barry melrose's mullet

mike ricci's face

alexandre daigle

wayne primeau's career

bob essensa in my net

ovechkin's handsomeness

ray emery

derian hatcher on the pens

lundqvist on the island

jonathan toews

Answer 16

1. Mullet

2. tooth, not even a plastic surgeon can make him better

3. daigle as scout

4. Wayne hes still playing somewhere

5. Essy

6. Rat stash is funny

7. Emery is still a good goalie... not scared to throw down

8. more realistic, hatcher on the pens, crosby will never leave pittsburgh

9. Dipietro on the rangers

10. Toews, based on me being Canadian

Answer 17

1. Mullet

2. Tooth

3. Falloon

4. Keith

5. Essensa

6. Ovie

7. Claude

8. Hatcher on Pens

9. DiPietro on the Rangers

10. Patrick Kane