Some funny quotes from the twilight series?

Question

I want some that are less know.

Answer 1

"your exacly my brand of herioin"

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..., " He murmered

"What a stupid lamb, " I sighed.

"What a sick, masochistic lion."



"About three things i was absolutely positive:

First, Edward was a vampire;

Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be -- that thirsted for my blood;

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."



"Twilight again, he murmured." Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end."

"Look after my heart, I've left it with you."



"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?



"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how eadible I smell."



"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object. ~ Edward Cullen"



"now look at you! trying to seduce a vampire"