Some good titles for my journal?!!?

Question

okay so i got a new journal n

i like the front page to have a title

my life is emo n full of lies

so i was thinkin [book of lies] or secret life of a teenage

cuz my life is just full of secrets! help me out with some clever titles!

Answer 1

My Secret Life

Answer 2

Perhaps,

The Daily Journal full of lies?

Answer 3

My book of Secret Lies Idk hope i  helped

Answer 4

"Lies Are Just More Interesting!"

"If You Loved Me As Much As I Hate My Life I'd Be Dead By Now"

"Life Is Just A Bowl Of (Sour) Cherries"

"I'd Show You This Journal But Then I'd Have To Kill You" is always good, too...

Seriously, one of my favorite things to do was title my journals and they were all complete insanity.

One of them was titled: "Peer Pressure Is For People Who HAVE Peers" and another: "I Smoke Because I'm Hoping For An Early Death (And I Need Something To Cling To...)". Hey, I was a child of the 80's, what can I say?

I'll treasure them forever.