Some jokes and Riddles for you guys! 10 points for most correct answers

Question

1.Take 12 toothpicks. Now subtract one, Now can you make then 9 without subracting any or breaking any tooth picks?(kinda hard)

2.A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calander, and a bed. How does he eat drink and get out?(hard)

and this is just a joke i thought was funny:

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman.

She's the only one that really existed in the first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man..

* A Male's Response *

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Like these? first to answer both riddles correctly gets 10 points! star if you like my riddles and joke :D thanks guys!

Answer 1

1 only.... spell out the word NINE using the eleven toothpicks.

Answer 2

i would say put two more back then you are left with 9 in your hand and you didnt break any or subtract any and if the man is locker inside the room all he has to do is unlock the door and get out and he can then go find something to eat and drink.

Answer 3

1. Arrange the toothpicks to spell the number 9 (NINE).

2. The man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door

Answer 4

1. arranged in the word "nine"

2. he eats the food and drinks the water he has with him (never said he doesn't have some) and gets out of the window

Answer 5

1. arrange toothpicks to spell NINE

2.  He drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door.

XD

Answer 6

the toothpicks are arranged to spell out the word nine.

You said he CAN'T get out.

Answer 7

1. dunno

2. dunno

haha.