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Some jokes for you .... ???

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O .

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I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath."

"Don't worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors do see you, they'll buy curtains.!

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water

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  1. Lmao i like the second one & last one


  2. I luv the last one

  3. lol good ones i like #1 the best **star 4 you***

  4. Haha funny

    Maybe that child really was thirsty.

  5. haha they were all cute  

    all made me smile:P

  6. HAHAHA...good one :) I would totally try the last one!

  7. loved the last one!!! very funny!!

  8. hahahahahaahaaahaahahhahahahhahahahahaha...

    LMAO!!! LOL

  9. Below par, especially the third one.

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