Some jokes...star if you like!?

Question

for the last ten years, my mother in law has been living with my wife and me in the same apartment."so why dont you tell her to go out, said jack. ... i cant....its her apartment!

son: hey dad! this newspaper says the moon is going broke!

dad: why is it going broke?

son: they say that its in its last quarter!

"i fell in love with my husband at second sight"

"you mean at first sight?"

"no, at first sight i didnt know he was rich!"

traffic judge: for speedign, the penalty is 10 days in jail or 10 dolllars cash

motorist: i will take the cash your honour,, i can use it!

Answer 1

LOL!!

3rd 1 is da best

Answer 2

lolz thats funny but i had to read it twice :P

Answer 3

cute.

Answer 4

hahaha....star 4 u

U made me smile 4 times within 20 secs

Answer 5

hahahaha ~ last ones my favorite so i'll give you a * :)

Answer 6

ahaha thats hilarious i like the last one. (star)

Answer 7

They are funny

The last one was the best

Answer 8

lol u deserve a star

Answer 9

there okay...

1rst one is the best

Answer 10

funny!!!! heres a ********* for u

(~_/)

(O.o)

( ><)

Answer 11

rotflmfaolol

i luv them