Why do giraffes have long necks?
Have you smelt their feet?
How do you keep a fish from smelling?
Cut of its nose.
What's black and white and green and brown?
A cow with a runny nose in a muddly field.
What did the hen say when she saw a scrambled egg?
"There goes my crazy mixed-up kid.
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Little sausage dog,
Crossing the street,
Here comes a motor car,
Now it's sausage meat!
What do fish take to stay alive?
Vitamin sea.
What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A lawn mooer.
Mary: My budgie keeps laying square egg!
Sue: Thats amazing! Can it talk aswell?
Mary: Yes, but only on word.
Sue: Whats that?
Mary: Ouch!
What dog smell of onions?
A hot dog.
When is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path?
When you are a mouse.
What´ the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly and a fly can´t bird.
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