a man treats his wife very badly and no matter what she does he constantly scolds her. one day she was in the marketplace and she notices a shop on which a sign is put up'BIRD FOR SALE>ONE OF A KIND'she decides to check it out .so she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper about the bird .the shopkeeper goes to a cage and takes out the bird.........the shopkeeper shouts to the bird "guinea bird the cupboard "the bird immediately flies to the cupboard and destroys it completly.........he then shouts "guinea bird the table"the guinea bird flies towards the table destoys it completely and returns..........the lady thinks that her husband will really b pleased with the bird so she buys it and takes it home.when she reaches home she finds her husband on the couch watching tv......while closing the door she says"look rodney ,i've bought u a guinea bird".......her husband replies "guinea bird my foot"
two confirmed bachelors sat talking ,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."i got a cookbook once",one said,"but i could never do anything with it." "too much fancy work in it ,eh?"asked the other."you said it .every one of the recipes began the same way-'take a clean dish"
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