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Some more pick up lines funny or not ?

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinent DNA.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat

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  1. Interesting. I'm still looking up the scientific terms in the encyclopedia to be able to understand everything.


  2. if you're a nerd then yes!

  3. Sorry, so not funny, just boring

  4. yawn, only a science geek would get turned on ok, boooooooooooooring

  5. NOT

  6. did you come up with these yourself? it is a great way to learn those difficult science topics.

  7. nope

    they are boring

  8. Sorry but your other lot was far better. Moral:- Stop when you are winning.

    The best pick up line will always be, "Do You". If the answers yes you are in. If the answers No then you haven't wasted too much time and you can move on.


  9. Well that bored me after the first two,

    to be honest i don't think anyone would find them interesting and they are the complete opposite of funny,

    if you want funny buy a joke book, the jokes may suck but i can almost guarantee you will get more laughs than with these.

    x*x

  10. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones mate.!!!

    Cheers.!!

  11. I think a majority of the people wouldn't understand them.....sorry. :0(

  12. Maybe You Shouldn't Try Them On The Public :l

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