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Some new jokes (thinking up time 3.5 seconds) ?

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1 what did the pirate say when his crew was sick on the ship.

A1 ARRR that be mucus on the bounty

2 what do you call an audiance with saw hands and a old car from 1955 and a on stage drummer

A2 a clapped out banger

3 what did the magician say when he saw his aprentice peeing diffrent coloured liquid

A.3 Gee wizz

4 what do you say to the fat naked man if you draw a Huge happy face on his bum when he is angry after seeing you do that.

A4 Listen - you have to grin a bare it

5. what did the man say to delboy when his blow up girlfreind hissed.

A 5 DEL BOY SHE WAS A HUGE LET DOWN

6 what did the guys at the pub say when they watched one man and his dog crossed with britains got tallent then the landlord heard what they said.

A.6 the lads said - Thats my dog the landlord says thats my wife your talking about

7 what do you call a drunk scots man in a little chef

A.7 wee jimmy

8 how do you make a g*y magician disapeer.

A. say the magic words oi Puff and he vanishes

9 what do you call a nun in a washing machine

A.9 sistermatic

10 what did fred flinstone say to wilma after they made love

A.10 do i make your bedrock wilma

11. what do you call a famous car and 100 girls kissing & the other things to 100 lads in bed and someone shooting a gun outside.

A.11 kissy kissy gang bang

12. what did the chinese man say to the angry japanese man

A.12 aww - so <<< that is the clean version :D

13. my freind was on the tv last night

A.13 so i said get of your too dam heavy

14 what do you call a movie with homer simpson in it after he cleared out the fridge in 50 seconds.

A.14 a fridge to far

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  1. man you wasted almost 4 sec of your life


  2. ha ha  

  3. not bad thanks for sharing.  

  4. lol

  5. Hey well done!!!

    You just took the record for crappest jokes on Y/A

    14 times

    What a guy!!

  6. just skiped through them so i thought the 1 second i saved on my average 5 sec per question ill get twoo points wooooooooooo

  7. lets just say there not the best bunch o jokes in the world

  8. and you just wasted a second of my time

  9. ohhh boy. i guess the tv one could be funny, if it was said at the right time, and I was already KINDA laughing

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