Some weird *** questions?

Question

-if the 50 states of the USA were to split up into 50 countries, and all tried to take over each other, which state would conquer the most (including Hawaii and Alaska)?

-if you were to die one of two ways: being so drunk that you vomit so much while laying in your bed that the vomit goes back down your windpipe and you drown on your own vomit -OR- be so consumed with work that you sit in your office for so long and the accumulation of methane from your farts eventually becomes so concentrated in the air that you suffocate yourself but you never even knew it because you were so d**n busy, which would you prefer or think is less bad.

-if you had the power to secretly kill people at your will without anyone ever possibly finding out, how many people have you killed?

and finally

for guys (not my question)

-would you rather have a BJ from charmander or a handjob from geodude? if u had to choose one =)

Answer 1

hahahaha AWESOME questions! Im going with:

- Texas, cause its full of angry redneck farmers, and heaps of military stuff.

- The drunk bit sounds h**l fun!

- No-one!

And lol, hmmm...the BJ =P sounds hot.

Answer 2

wht the h**l !!!

just how could u imagine these things,u betta find a psychiatrist than the answers of your sorry a** questions.

Answer 3

Yup, pretty weird and quite POINTLESS questions.

Answer 4

hahaha, these questions are great!

I'm going to go with Texas for the first one, because the state is so big and we have so many people here, plus air force bases and a bunch of military bases.  There's a place about 15 minutes from my house that has a shitload of tanks, too.

I'd rather be drunk and vomiting because I probably wouldn't have a clue what was going on.

I'd have killed about like...100 people.

I'm guessing the last question is about the same as "Girls, would you rather be felt up by Edward Scissorhands or screwed by The Incredible Hulk, whereas I would have to go with The Hulk.

xD

Thanks for the entertainment.