Somebody needs a SLAP. Can I do it? And if so, how?

Question

In a few weeks, I will be seeing my ex for the first time since he did something truly reprehensible. Long story short: he needs a slap. Problem: he wears glasses.

How do you slap a guy who wears glasses?? I have never done this before. What are the potential problems?

Actually, what I would REALLY like to do is punch him in the face. (Yes, it is MORE THAN justified...) (And no, I know he won't press charges for assault. I'm pretty sure he will feel he's getting off light with only a punch in the face.)

So, is it ok to slap or punch a guy in the face who wears glasses?? What do I need to know???

Thank you

Answer 1

If you really have to hit the guy, I'd recommend you snatch the glasses off of his face first. Glasses can get really expensive depending on the prescription of the lenses, and I'm sure you don't want to find yourself having to pay for something you broke. Whether you slap or punch him, make sure he isn't wearing them so you don't risk breaking them. Breaking the lens, while somewhat difficult to do, could result in your ex getting glass in his eye--I'm sure you don't want those medical bills, either.