Someone come up with a comeback for me?

Question

dude you trippin..

stop smoking tht weed..lol

come up with one thanks !

Answer 1

What are you chokin' on?

Hahhaa

Answer 2

Trippin'? Did you say I was trippin'? Well trippin isn't a word so I would assume you meant tripping. Well no, I'm not tripping, but I might stumble over that insult that went no where. Yeah, you see it? It came out of your mouth and its on the ground because it couldn't stand up to anything.

Oh and about the weed... no I will not. And no, you may not have a hit. Good day sir. Good day.

Answer 3

This reminds me of a quote, I found in many different places:

If you think I'm trippin, tie my shoes. If you can't stand me, sit down. If you can't face me, turn the **** around.

Another version is:

Got a problem? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn the **** around.

Answer 4

Ok I will,  thanks for your advice.

Answer 5

The funny part is, is that people say that to you so often that you actually need to rehearse a comeback???