Someone make me laugh? :D?

Question

1.whats the most ridiculous phobia? (:

(not to offend the person who has it, but some are just funny)

2.Weirdest name out there?

3. Tell me a joke (dont make it long)

4.Tell me a funny story that happened to u once (:

thanks :D

Answer 1

1-Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.

2-Seni

3-there once was a dog who ate a frog and had no egg nog! no egg nog=no happiness

4-my friends and i ate 50 pears bleended up with mustard as a dare(we have a pear tree)

Answer 2

1. Aibohphobia: fear of palindromes (the word in itself is a palindrome!)

2. Apple

3. Knock knock.

Who's there?'

Dinosaur.

The end.

4. Once...my friend and I taped a piece of spinach to the door of my school classroom and it stayed there for months. It got really gross...rotten and black and whatnot. =D

Answer 3

  Beautiful..........

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word �beautiful� in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.

Very good, Suzie, replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.

Excellent, Michael!

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, ......just fuc****beautiful!

Answer 4

hannahmontanaphobia.

no kidding, some people have it.

my friends name is archibald....its pretty darn hilarious.

so is the name willis.

you might not laugh, but i did.

xD

if it didn't go on youtube and search 'Fred'

he's like mad funny.

:D

Answer 5

I got one since you want to say hannah montana lets say:

Jonasbrotherphobia LOL!

Answer 6

1. hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia - fear of long words

2. LaSqueesha

3. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

4. My friend went into Walmart, wearing fairy wings. She went up to the cashier and asked if they had fairy dust trying to keep a straight face on. TOO FUNNY!!!! Messing with strangers is SO much fun!