Someone once told me that Atheists believe in?

Question

a blind watchmaker but surely that cant be true... can our Atheist friends confirm if there is a secret coven of Atheists who worship this so called optically challenged watchmaker ?

Answer 1

Not that I am aware of. I am sure one might exist somewhere in the world though.

Answer 2

The person who told you that was an idiot

Answer 3

yeah, that's us.

-_-

Answer 4

Wrong.  

Answer 5

this might help you to understand what they were talking about

Answer 6

Nice Satire! I'm so hoping that Edward Current does a piece on this! HA!

*Hail the mighty blind one!" *tick tock*

Answer 7

I guess the optically challenged Atheati must no longer capable of watching you

Answer 8

No, this isn't true. The only thing that atheists necessarily share in common is a lack of belief in any gods.

Answer 9

hahaha! i think someone may have been winding you up!

Answer 10

It is an analogy from the minds of people who see an intricate clock in the Universe instead of elegant, dancing chaos.

They call us small-minded and blind, when in reality, I don't think they realize just how much their brains paint the picture they want t see themselves.

Answer 11

Why can't we just accept Atheists don't believe in God & leave them to be at peace with out silly questions like this ?

Answer 12

John D that is  dreadful answer. How arrogant. Why can't people people that athiests don't believe in God? The Blind Watchmaker is a book by the atheist Richard Dawkins.

Answer 13

What a weird question. I hope you're getting help.

Answer 14

there's no such thing as atheists.

if you take any "athiest" and bring them to the top of a really high building, and point them with a knife/gun, the first thing they'll say is "dear god, no" so yea

Answer 15

As an atheist, skeptic, and cynic, I can tell you that I don't believe in anything.

There are things I know, things I don't know, and things I don't know I don't know.

Living life in a fact based reality is more satisfying than worrying about some invisible sky tyrant and whether or not I've done all the little ridiculous superstitious things he requires of his totally deluded followers.