I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-so-stressed
and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . . . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and angrily says, " I'M NOT HAPPY! "
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's when the fight started.
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