Something funny out of the name Cesar?

Question

ok so my friend Cesar always jokes around with my name cuz well you can rhyme pretty much anything with it and it will go soo everytime he sees me he calls me different things and well i want to get him back!! i really need yalls help!! thanks!

Answer 1

Cesar the wheezer

Answer 2

cesar- sneezer

cesar- tweezar

you could make something up about him and Julius cesar, or like the cesar salad

Like you taste just as bad as cesar salad

or your not as strong as Julis Cesar

Idk =)

                     Hope that kind of helps

Answer 3

cesar geezer

cesar wheezer

or my favorite

cesar the teaser!!

Answer 4

Cesar(see's her) naked. haha

Answer 5

Here in the conservation category, we can love your question but may prefer to "conserve" our energies for a more apropos question. I hope everyone can see it this way.

But, whether everyone Cesar knot. I think it's wiser. Cesar.  

Either way...good luck with that!

Answer 6

It can be annagrammed to spell SCARE, which you could have fun with... he scared his parents when he was born, so that's why they used those letters...

or you could say that it stands for CEnter for Substance Abuse Research, and insinuate that he's so weird that he's got to be on something!

Answer 7

* Everytime I saw him in the hall, i would great him with

"Hail Caesar" And start bowing or raise your arm straight out

in a huge loud salute

After a while, it will get embarrassing, or you could get other people in on the joke to do it in unison, like an army salute everytime he walks in or walks by. You all stand up and salute him.

* You could also call him "Hey, Salad" or "Hey, Epileptic."

or "Unreasonable" (for Unreasonable Search and Cesar)

Don't explain the nickname until he asks. And then hit him with a really bad pun. (Y'know like "Cesar Salad?" or "Epileptic Cesar, get it?")

Look online for "Caesar" or "Seizure" or "Scissor" in a dictionary/thesaurus to get all the phrases you can make bad puns with. Then greet him each day with some cryptic nickname.

* Also, after the movie "Edward Scissorhands"

you could greet him with "Hey, Cesar-hands!"

and make a clip-clip scissor-gesture with your two fingers.

* Another variation: Cesar-Rock-Paper

* If you call him "Mister Scissor" with a funny "Igor" accent, it comes out "Meester Ceesar".  So you can running around call him "Meester Ceesar, Meester Ceesar" while make the clipping/scissor gesture with your two fingers. (Or call him "Meester Ceesar-Rock-Peeper" and add the other two gestures for effect.)

Answer 8

Poor old Cesar, couldn't please her.

Answer 9

It's an old song, you can do it with any name, sometimes great for a party game.

Cesar Cesar bo besar

banana nanna fo fesar

fe fi fo gesar

cesar