Something funny that happened to you in church?

Question

I have 2 very funny personal stories:

I was praying to open up service and a scripture came to mind that I was going to quote Ps 40:20: "He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings." My mind was going a mile a minute and out of my mouth came: "He brought me up also out of an horrible C**t!" I was so embarrased that all I could do is set down the mic, bury my head and laughed till it hurt.

Another time we had altar call and I attend a predominantly African American Church. This particular service our Pastor instructed the ministers to line up along the altar lengthwise and the people were to walk down the line and have every minister lay hands on them. I was in the Spirit praying that I failed to realize that I just laid hands on a young man who had the JUICIEST Jheri Curl ever and my hand was covered with oil. Without hesitation, I blessed the Jheri Curl oil and used it as I layed hands on the other believers. LOL!

Answer 1

I do remember something cute that happened one or two years ago at church.

After we all say the prayer and said "Amen'' 2 seconds later we all heard a small child(1 or 2 maybe) say "Amen" out loud. I can tell the whole church people in the room were smiling and giggling. It was so cute on how he said it.

Answer 2

Don't give up your day job.

Answer 3

lolololol.  I like to look at my husband when he is singing he makes the ugliest faces. That's when he thinks he is getting down then.

Answer 4

Two communions ago my brother was trying to sniff his communion drink and he snorted it up his nose.He started coughing and laughing. Then he sneezed and it was purple.The whole time we were cracking up, and I finally realized after a minute that we were the only ones making sounds that loud besides the organ.WHOOPS!

Answer 5

I wasn't there, but this one made me laugh:

My cousin (who was about 10 or 11 years old at the time) was sitting next to his dad in church. He farted REALLY loud and then, when everyone turned around to stare, he said:

"DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Answer 6

My Pastor is pretty horrible on names. He basically calls every baby girl Haley, and the worst one was like this guy named Derick and he called him Dorris HAHa

Answer 7

Maybe the time the Deacon spilled wine on the altar. Or maybe when I tripped over the microphone wire and the mike fell and made an ungodly "THUD." Everyone in Church shut up right then and there.

Answer 8

My dad and I always make the loudest groan ever when they ask us to stand and sing.

It makes a few people turn around ha ha

Answer 9

When I was a teenager, I accidentally set off a firework during the Sunday evening service.

Have you ever tried to look innocent with a plume of smoke curling up from between your feet?

Answer 10

well, this didn't happen to me, but my brother. when he was 3, my father would use very bad language around the house, being a new dad and all. one day at church, in the dead scilence when the eucharist was being consecrated, my brother yelled out-" Bull ****" and he would not stop doing it. so my dad had to get up and leave all the while henry was screaming bull ****!! not to mention, it was dad's home town, lol!

Answer 11

When I walked in the door I burst into flame and I haven't been back since.

Answer 12

Well you know hormones, come in get ya at the wrong time eh? well when i was catholic, i was in line to get the holy bread, and i got an erection. boy if you could have seen the eyes on that priest...