Something funny to put in a colleagues 40th birthday card?

Question

Im 20 and he has turned 40 and he gives me banter about being young and i give him banter about being old.

Answer 1

"its better to be over the hill...than buried under it"

always a good one

Answer 2

Some v.i.a.g.r.a. (lol)... (he may now need help in that department due to his age!! ha ha ;o))

Answer 3

Buy him a walking stick and a cup to put his false teeth in instead

Answer 4

fake money

Answer 5

FORTY IS NAUGHTY.

BE CARE FULL.

Answer 6

Erm excuse me..I'm 40 do you mind ;-)

Answer 7

naked pictures of your mom

Answer 8

I think a fake buss pass , or a bingo dabber pen.Is this person male ? just curious.Life begins at 40 so they say !!!

I must have being an early start mine started at 36 lol.

Answer 9

"Never fear. The worst is yet to come"

Answer 10

Life starts at 40. However, the worthwhile part ends at 39.

Answer 11

Happy 4th birthday mate!

Answer 12

A fake ID saying he's 30 :]

Just as a joke, of course...

Some inside joke? If he's a colleague you don't wanna go too far 'coz it might make him a lil angry, if you're not close enough to make sarcastic jokes and all that...also depends on his sense of humor.

Anyway, one of the above otherwise :]

Good luck and happy birthday to him!