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Question

If I just killed a person/something, what would be the best way to get rid of the body without anyone finding out?

Answer 1

Talk to the body till it melts....

Answer 2

Cut "person/something" up with very sharp axe or  chainsaw...dispose of body parts in either crocodile/shark infested waters and/or place person/something as well as any evidence in heavy duty plastic drum full of hydrochloric acid...you will probably get caught (most murderers do) but at least you won't have to worry about how you're going to get rid of any more dead bodies!!!

Answer 3

Chop him up real good

Find a pig farm and feed it to them.

They will munch through 2.5 Ib of flesh and bone within one minute so keep your eyes out for that pig farm