Something that represents me, i need answers quick?

Question

i need an object that represent me. ok im lazy( sports wise) like movies ,tv ,computer i like money and such, im funny, any suggestions, and give me a short reason if u can

Answer 1

An object that represents you, I guess would be a mannikin standing in the corner.  :)

Because.. you are known as the guy that stands over there.

Answer 2

A beer.   It is the lazy mans drink, it goes well with movies, tv, and the computer.  You save money by drinking it and not liquor, and if you have enough of it, you're funny.

Answer 3

I don't know, I don't know you.