Sometimes.....?

Question

Sometimes when i wake up in the middle of the night i go outside and i think this question... why aren't i wearing pants?

Answer 1

Why are you going outside in the middle of the night? Perhaps your pants are in the laundry basket.

Answer 2

cause you don;t want to or you sleepwalk

Answer 3

I have the same problem...

Answer 4

Me too... that's funny, maybe you're the one that's been ****** me in the middle of the night too...lmao.  Best wishes

Answer 5

You're not wearing pants because the pig has them on.  How *that* happened, I don't want to know.

Answer 6

=))

Answer 7

-.-"

Answer 8

How did you manage to get outside before you realized that you didn't have any pants on? I think you are trying to get your neighbor's attention.

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

put the beer down and get some coffee.

Answer 11

LOL!

Answer 12

Because you took them off.