Sometimes when i p**p i catch it on a piece of toilet paper like a baseball glove

Question

And then i smell it real good. What other objects could I use because sometimes the toilet paper falls apart and i drop the p**p before i get to sniff it.

Answer 1

lol! maybe a baseball glove =)

Answer 2

1. that's creepy

2. why would i care

and 3. let it fall in the toilet.

Answer 3

paper towels

paper plates

paper napkins

paper planes

Answer 4

Eww.  That's nasty.

Maybe a beach shovel?