Sorry about the wait, Just back from the pub.?

Question

I'm back from the pub after a great night out.

Still single as usual (held all the women at bay, NOT )

Anyone fancy cheering me up ?

Answer 1

That depends on what you mean by "cheering!" If you had a great night out you must have had a good time with your mates,right? Don't worry so much about hooking up. You may be trying to hard. Most women like someone who doesn't  seem  desperate. We like them comfortable,like it's our idea.

Answer 2

i have been to the pub as well put only for work and i dont drink beer

Answer 3

(loser) your going to stay single, did you comeback a virgin like always

Answer 4

No! But try, bored.com/mysticalball

Answer 5

wow that's amazin i'm just goin to the pub, but i'm married so wont be talkin to any women

Answer 6

My dogs weird. Everytime someone rings the doorbell he goes and sits in the corner. He's a boxer!!!!

Answer 7

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from London to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He exclaims, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, thinking that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a £5 note and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and Wikipedia, no answer. Frustrated, he sends an email to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her £500.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep. =oD

Answer 8

LOOK at yourself in the mirror??

well I look funny after I have had a few?

Answer 9

Tough luck m8, maybe next time.

Answer 10

How do men get air to their brains....

They open their fly ;)