There was this guy in a hospital room who needed to use the bath room. He was hooked up to several bags where he was receiving drips, so he had to wheel this around, being careful that he didn't pull his needles out. When he finally got to the men's bathroom he saw that there was a line. A nurse saw him in line and feeling sorry for him told him he could use the lady's bathroom if he promises not to push any of the buttons. The guy promises and the nurse allows him to use it. He saw a blue, green and red button and overwhelm with curiosity he pushed the blue button, warm water spurted up and gave him a clean feeling. Not being able to resist the urge, he pressed the green button, and a powder puff came up making him feel fresh. Well the red button had the abbreviations ITR and he also decided to press that button…..later he woke up in the hospital bed with the nurse standing beside him. What happened he asked? You passed out said the nurse, ITR means instant tampon removal, your p***s is under your pillow.
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