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South Africa is a great country to live in because.....?

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Maybe some of you have seen this before - anyone want to add anything?

Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.

You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.

You can experience kak service in eleven official languages.

Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?

It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.

You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.

Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.

You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.

The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.The police you have to call about three times.

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  1. yes you are right on all accouts but SA is still a great place


  2. I have always loved south Africa no matter how they trash it, sometimes i cry but all in all Africa is Africa. Happy people with all the problems we face. people smile even in the most difficult times. Hate it or love it viva SA!

  3. You have to be 18 to vote, 16 to buy sigarets but only 12 to have a leagal abortion!

  4. It's all true, and it's home  -  thanks

  5. You don't need to save your hard earned money for retirement, because the chances of reaching retirement age in SA are slim to none.

  6. Very good sadly very true but at least when we die we will definitly go to heaven ,becauce we are already serving time in h**l

  7. Don't forget you can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.

    If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world

    You have a great accent!!

    Ja nee!! Dis lekker hier!!

  8. lol thats true. very true.

    but i cant believe about murderes only staying in jail for 6 months. its stupid.

    even with all the c**p going on there though....you cant help missing home =(

  9. Ha Ha Ha.. for real.. ?? They actually inject Alchohol into Oranges.. Gees.. and I live in this country yet never experienced that........ I need to go to a rugby Match and see this for myself.. I go there with a Caizer Chiefs Shirt.... it will Match the Color of the Orange... Well if you are Color blind..

    Hey.. There is no place like home..

  10. They key is that everybody do not want the hassles, get involved.Change things.

  11. We got the best weed,its called "Durban poison"!

  12. hahahahaa yeah, Seen that xD

    well, you get to sleep with a gun under your pillow/matress (Y)

    and have to look around whenever you stop at traffic lights just to make sure no one is about to hi-jack you

    apart from all that... I want to go back!!!!!!

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