Maybe some of you have seen this before - anyone want to add anything?
Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.
You can experience kak service in eleven official languages.
Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.The police you have to call about three times.
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