A man and his son board an airplane from South Africa. They take their seats and prepare for takeoff. Halfway through the flight there is a mechanical failure and the pilot starts to give emergency orders to the attendants and passengers. He says, "The weight on the plane is too heavy and we need to unload to get rid of some of the weight." So they start first with throwing luggage off the plane, hoping that this will solve the problem. After they have gotten rid of all the luggage, they find that it is still to heavy. The pilot takes drastic measures and decides to save some lives by throwing some people off the plane. Being a racist pilot, he starts by throwing all the black people off the plane first according to alphabetical derrogatory names. He says "are there any blacks?", and some people have to jump. "Any coons? Any jungle bunnies? Any kafirs? Any wogs?" The son is confused and asks his dad a question, "Dad, aren't we are coons?" And the father answers him back and says "Not today son, today we are zots."
This is a joke that I heard at an airport from an actual South African black person.
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