Space Aliens probing humans..why?

Question

As our medicine advances we tend to use less and less invasive procedures.Yet, it appears that anyone who's ever been abducted by space aliens has had every o*****e probed. Now how is it that they can be so advanced in space travel, yet so archaic in medical procedures?

Answer 1

ever wondered why with cameras in every corner of the world (orwells 1984), the amazing improvements in optics and availabillity to the masses, there are actually less UFO and such sightings/recordings than there were before

as for why the probbings, anyone claims to have an alien abduct them proberly likes it, i dont know and cant answer that bit.

pinky

Answer 2

They are not aliens, they are actually pioneering surgical teams perfecting laparosopic procedures.

h**l it's better to experiment on crazy humans than it is on poor defenceless animals isn't it.

Answer 3

Have you ever done a dissection in biology?  That is essentially the same thing they do to us.  They have to look at the basics of our body before they can understand how everything works together.

Answer 4

They're kinkier than Americans are?  

Answer 5

Maybe they know something we don't.

Answer 6

It's obvious!  Those aliens are really doctors from the past!  Or they're from the present and they resent the modern methods and want to go back to simpler times.  ET's really a proctologist!  Think about it!

Answer 7

its because humans have extremely advanced sphincter muscles

Answer 8

I think it's some sort of ET fetish.