Spanish to English help?

Question

Do u know what this says? q pedo guey que tal te la estas pasando en tus vacas

Answer 1

what a g*y fellow, how are you, are you walking your cows?

PS heck, I thought I spoke fluent Spanish.... oh...

Answer 2

"What's up, buddy? How's it going on your vacation?"

Answer 3

what's up dude? how's your vacation been?

Answer 4

"What's up, dude (buddy, etc). How are you spending (or enjoying) your vacation?"

It's not formal Spanish, or anything you would be taught or could translate through a site - it comes out like the translated sentence from the post by 'pour ou non', which is hilarious. :D

For example, 'vacas' means 'cows' in Spanish, but here it's a shortened form - which isn't a real word - for 'vacations.'