Speak some Jamaican patois to me?

Question

I use to know long time ago and I miss it : (

Answer 1

Ya Mon lmao

Answer 2

raasklat!

Answer 3

Mi nuh kno weh yuh waan mi fi seh so mi jus ago tell yuh bout mi day.  Mi go a di supamakit fi get sum food, an now mi a watch sum tv. mi soon go bade and go inna mi bed go watch more tv and nyam sum cake wid milk.   tomarrow  mi ago bring me fren go a di dacta fi chek har eye and den mi ago pic up mi nevew an carry him go a him  skool cancert caus him play di vialin.  Den mi week basicaly done.  now mi a watch tap madel......



I dont know what you want me to say so i am just going to tell you about my day.  I went to the supermarket to supermarket to get some food and now i am watching some tv..  I will soon go take a bath and get into bed and watch some more television and eat some cake with milk...  Tomorrow i am going to take my friend to the doctor to check out her eye, then i am going to pick up my nephew and take him to his school convert because he plays the violin...  Then my week is basically done......now i am watching top model....

P.S Whatever you do, dont say "YA MON"  if you must say anything, say "Yeah Man"

hit me up if u wanan hear more

Answer 4

You can perhaps purchase a Jamaican CD, and listen anytime.

Answer 5

English ...................Jamaican patois

how do you do..............how di doo

what's happening ..........wha a gwaan

slim girl  .................maaga gal

fat  girl  ............................. fatty bum bum

someone  ..................sumaddy

ghost........................... duppy

boy ................................bwoy

you sure can eat........... yuh caan nyam eenh

drunk person  ....................... rum head

thief ........................................ tiefin sumaddy

we are in love ......................... di two a we deh

will you marry me..................... yuh waan we marrried

intelligent ..................................him hav on a good hed

gigantic .................................... big helleva.

            to intensified a noun. eg.

very ugly ....................... rass ugly

very lazy ....................... too rass lazy

very beautiful lady...........pretty nuh rass

a hope dis help yuh out, if it caan do,  come bak a yuh damm yaad, wi lang fi si yuh mi chile. di likle cow-caaf tun a helleva bull-cow now. an Butcha D weh did dead tun a rass rollin-caaf dung yah yuh see.  ta taa yuh hear.  Love

Answer 6

Wah gwaan mi big fren

to di worl

ey duuty gyal

likkle bwoy nuh ramp wid me innuh

Answer 7

go to jamaicans.com and it tells u how to prnonce the words and things like that

Answer 8

Stap tryin ta steal ma language mon