Spearfishing help?

Question

This weekend some friends and i may go spearfishing. One of my friends is more llike a brother to me. We are fishing together alll the time and i would like to teach him how to spearfish. However he is overweight and cont hold his breath very long and its hard for him to snorkle. I cant afford one of those aqua lungs. and im not certified for diving so i cant get him gear. Any suggestions........

Answer 1

just say "dude, no cannonballs". your outing should go okay.

Answer 2

Just pretend in your mind that together you went spearfishing. It's so much better that way.

Or tell him obesity is an epidemic.

Answer 3

try it in more shallow water first...somewhere where he doesn't have to swim as much.