Speeches? any ideas? please help?

Question

hey,

i am in speech and debate.

we have to write a speech on anything, but it has to be a infromational speech as in gives info about something. I want it to be funny. any ideas..

EXAMPLES THAT I AM NOT DOING: how to make a bed, a speech about someone..

and stuuff like that

help me please.

Answer 1

How to make a speech

How to curse the teacher who gives these kind of assignments...LOLz

Answer 2

um, how to write a speech. You could talk about first going on yahoo, and asking random people what you should do. haha.

How to make a peunut butter and jelly sandwich.

How to make a hamster mad.

How to wake up a sleepwalker.

How to read a long book.

How to persuade your dad into taking you clothes shopping.

How to fake an illness.

Ummm, how to procrastinate

How to uhhhh, teach a really old person about ipods, cellphones, wii's, computers, or something like that.

I just thought of really random ideas. You should too if you don't like mine.