Speeders ! Whats your best line to get out of a ticket?

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Speeders ! Whats your best line to get out of a ticket?

Answer 1

I lost track of the speed limit, and act innocent (depends upon the cop).

Otherwise, just keep within the limit, and if you do break it, just apologize.

Answer 2

It's that time of the month and start crying.  I have gotten out of at least a dozen tickets that way.  Pregnant relative going into labor and you are the birth coach works really well too.

Answer 3

hands down that you gotta pee. turning on a little bit of the water works could help. I'm in the military so flashing the military id helps too.

Answer 4

"you look hot in that suite"

Answer 5

All you gotta do if your a girl is pull your shirt down a little and make sure your wearing high heels

:)

Answer 6

I was on my way to get doughnuts for you.

Answer 7

First:  Dear  young ladies:  Try not to get too dependent on the boo-hooing female bit.  It doesn't work unless  you really ARE in dire straits.  Just 'fess up.

Take it like a WOMAN!  ;-)

Dear guys:  Those are some of the goofiest lines I've heard of!  I mean, reallllly..... driving a badger to the vet???   "You look hot in that suite"???.... (I don't think so.)  [FYI: suite = office, hotel rooms, music.  Suit:  something you wear.]

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I've been speeding along the highways for 42  years and have only gotten 1 ticket.  (1991)

Consequently, I don't have "a line."

Always be on the look out for signs of lurking squads.   Tail lights lighting up suddenly on cars ahead of you when you can see beyond and "nothing" is there.

A "pack' of cars going exactly the speed limit can mean an unmarked or fully loaded squad is in the front of the pack.

Two drivers pulled over within a mile could mean there is a third squad waiting for you.

And finally:  Get  yourself a good radar detector and pay attention to it!  You may have to turn the volume down on your CD player, but a radar detector has saved me more than a few times.

Happy driving, folks!  (At $4.00 a gallon!  Ack.)

Answer 8

im on my way to a funeral and i seemed to have lost the others and i dont know my way there do you know where so and so is so  i can get there in time ?

Answer 9

I carry a stuffed badger in my car at all times.  When the cop comes up I tell him it bit me and I tranquilized it but I have to get to the hospital before it wakes up to have it tested for rabies

Answer 10

female.......start crying guy sol

Answer 11

say u really need to go to the bathroom really bad and u where driving for a while and  say im close to where i live. and try making your face red. when u have to go to the bathroom sometimes making a face will work also.

i got out of 3 of them so far by doing that.

Answer 12

Look up the name of a well-known police chief in that area, and when you get pulled over say something like, "Do you know Charlie Tess? Yeah, that's my husband/fiancee/brother/etc.)

Answer 13

I've only been driving for almost 10 months, so I haven't got any, but somebody told me one. She isn't real heavy, but she's a little chubby she got pulled over, and she told the cop that she was speeding because she was pregnant and that she needed to go home and throw up, and she got out of it.

Answer 14

I didn't say anything but I did burst into tears. It helps that I was young (20) and that I looked like I was even younger. Also, I'm a girl. And I was only going about ten miles over the limit. And the cop was a man who was old enough to be father. I don't know if this exact circumstances could be duplicated.

Answer 15

my gas pedal was stuck....

i have to get to the hospital....

my gf said she will have s*x with me..must get there before she changes her mind.....

i took viagra and its been more than 4 hours...

Answer 16

Just tell the truth.I usually drive between ten and twenty mph over the limit and I only have recieved four tickets in 28 years.The last two times I was pulled over for speeding I was let go with just a warning.However age does play a factor in how the police react.

Answer 17

I've ALWAYS wanted to say "I'm sorry, but I have diarrhea" to see if it works!  I was with my sister once and she said she was trying to make it to the airport before her love got on his flight.... it worked!

Answer 18

Once a long time ago when I was doing a little camping trip with this girl's club type thing, my aunt had to go home to get something for camping (She was one of the leaders).  On the way back she was speeding and got pulled over.  The officer turned out to be the dad of one of the girls.  When he spoke to her he sounded like he was pretty sure she was getting a ticket.  Then she randomly said "I'm looking after your daughter this weekend." after about a half a minute pause he said "...Well, I'll just let you off with a warning this time."

Answer 19

Wow...these are really lame things to say to get out of a ticket.  I find it really hard to believe that any of these were tried and worked because they are so obvious to a cop or any other person for that manner.  Never tell the cop you knew you were speeding is all I would suggest and good luck.

Answer 20

Tell the cop you are dyslexic and felt like you were crawling along there!

Answer 21

I always pick up pregnant hitch-hikers, so the cops will believe me when I say I'm rushing her to the hospital.

Seriously, it's almost impossible to get out of a speeding ticket - especially if they have radar.  You can talk your way out of other tickets by being very polite and acting very stupid.  "Is my taillight really out, sir?  Geez, I'm so sorry about that.  My dad is going to kill me when he finds out..."  Also, don't break more than one law at a time.  If you're stopped for three violations, you are going to get a ticket!

The best thing to do to avoid speeding tickets is not get caught.  Keep an eye on your mirrors and look out for them.  Always know where they're likely to set up radar traps and avoid them.  Don't go ripping past school zones and other places where there are a lot of kids - you're just asking for it.

Also, don't brag about how long it's been since you last got a ticket.  That's tempting fate - like building a really big ship and claiming it's 'unsinkable'!

Answer 22

I got stop about a week befor christmas once and gave the cop some toys for the christmas toy drive and he let me go. They were gifts for someone else but hey it worked

Answer 23

say that your grandma just had a stroke and your rushing to the hospital

Answer 24

I'm sick & trying to get home before i puke!

Answer 25

This chick said she had a line that worked every time except with a female officer.

She said"PLEASE officer, I'm having my monthly and I don't have anything. I've GOT to get to a place in a hurry where I can get a Kotex or tampon NOW!!

Answer 26

"I'm so sorry officer but reeeeallly have to go to the restroom, it is an emergency!!"

Answer 27

"It just seemed like everyone else was going slow..."