Spiritually Speaking, Most things that swim are fish. I can swim. I'm probably a fish. Prove me wrong?

Question

Spiritually Speaking, Most things that swim are fish. I can swim. I'm probably a fish. Prove me wrong?

Answer 1

well you said MOST things that swim are fish, not ALL things.  Dolphins and whales swim and they are mammals.  Neither them, nor you have gills so im pretty sure you are not a fish.

Answer 2

You're not a fish, you're an idiot who has way to much time on your hands.

Answer 3

you are  a    SPERM

Answer 4

Go underwater and breath in deeply, if your still alive after that your a fish get your wet self away from that keyboard. Prove me wrong.

Answer 5

That's not "Spiritually Speaking" - that's Darwinian speaking. Let's take it from there....You can also take a ****....baboons can also take a ****....You are probably a baboon. You'll never be a scientist with that kind of deduction.

Answer 6

Think the fish.   Wear the fish.   Be the fish.   Now see if you can breathe underwater for 24 hours.

Answer 7

That is fishy

Answer 8

your not a fish because you can talk and type in yahoo answers.  

Answer 9

Do you breathe through gills? lol Oh, and what about dolphins and whales?  

Answer 10

You can type.  Fish can't type.  Thus a contradiction.

Q.E.D.

Answer 11

The key words being "most" and "probably."

Answer 12

Is your name Gill?  Marlin?

If it is, you're probably a fish.  If not, try this:

Get naked and go underwater without coming up for air for several hours.  If you survive, you're a fish.

If you don't, we'll bury you at sea to compensate.   <")))><

Answer 13

Nope-I think your right.

PS-Do you smell "funny"?

Answer 14

No fish has ever posted a question on Yahoo Answers.

You cannot be a fish.

Answer 15

To be a fish, you must have scales, fins, gills, tail, cold blooded, able to breath in the water and lay eggs!!!  

Answer 16

Your syllogism is wrong. You should say, "I'm possibly a fish."  

Granted you can swim, but you can also breathe air and walk on land, which only a very tiny number of fish can do. Therefore, you are more likely not a fish.

/I can win cheezburger naow?

//Is this the Monty Python silly argument section?  

Answer 17

Show me your gills  & fins darlin ' then I will believe your a fish ~

Answer 18

You probably are a fish if you die and dry out after 2 days out of the water. Another good sign will be if your lying on the sidewalk gasping for oxygen.

Answer 19

ur probably a fish i wont argue

Answer 20

You are a fish.