Spiritually Speaking, is it true that the Italian Popes were Closet Pastafarians?

Question

Were the closets really in hidden Italian restaurants?

What evidence do you have for your response?

Answer 1

BUUURN BABY BURN

Answer 2

I'm not sure but back in the day, they used to throw some wild orgies at the Vatican.

Answer 3

Probably another scandalous misrepresentation started by the fundamentalists.

Answer 4

Pastafarians LOL. That's funny and now I'm hungry. See what you did?

Answer 5

yes.

My evidence is:

1) they are Italian

2) All Italians love Pasta

3) Pastafarians love Pasta

Answer 6

don't mock.

Answer 7

i like pasta

but i will not worship the spegetti god.

:P

Answer 8

Spiritually Speaking, you provided the first laughs on a Saturday morning... LOL that was really witty, classic humour and I love it!

I totally believe it's true, but unfortunately have no evidence to support my response. Every time I ventured as close as the restaurant back door, to check out on some closets for a Pasta Pope or two, someone would scare me away. They can smell it when you're not Catholic, I think:-)